Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive

Todays joke:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. “What are you doing?” she asked.“Hunting Flies,” he responded.“Oh! Did you kill any?” she asked..“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the telephone.”